Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
I love this post so much.
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good.
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol