i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read” but “lead” also rhymes with “read”
Pray for those who have to learn English as a second language amen
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response